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Joke : Yo mamma so fat

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Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Yo mama jokes :

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- Yo mama's house is so dirty

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside...

- Yo mama's house is so small

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large...

- Yo mama's head so large

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar. ...

- Yo mama's hair is so short

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice. ...

- Yo mama's nose is so big

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight! ...

- Yo mama's glasses so thick

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. ...

- Yo mama is so stupid

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got...

- Yo mama is so dirty

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facil...

- Yo mama is so flat

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! ...

- Yo mama's teeth are so yellow

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter! ...

- Yo mama is so bald

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. ...

- Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo” Yo mama so fat she eats ...

- Yo mama is so old

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1. Yo mama so old that when she was in schoo...

- Yo mama is so ugly

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals. ” Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got ar...

- Yo mama is so nasty

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo m...

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