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Joke : Yo mama is so ugly

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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals. ” Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let's go bury it. ” Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?” Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama jokes :

53 funny jokes found

- Yo mama's house is so dirty

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside...

- Yo mama's house is so small

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large...

- Yo mama's head so large

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar. ...

- Yo mama's hair is so short

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice. ...

- Yo mama's nose is so big

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight! ...

- Yo mama's glasses so thick

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. ...

- Yo mama is so stupid

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got...

- Yo mama is so dirty

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facil...

- Yo mama is so flat

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! ...

- Yo mama's teeth are so yellow

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter! ...

- Yo mama is so bald

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. ...

- Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo” Yo mama so fat she eats ...

- Yo mama is so old

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1. Yo mama so old that when she was in schoo...

- Yo mama is so ugly

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals. ” Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got ar...

- Yo mama is so nasty

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo m...

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