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Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician.

I'm probably not at home, or not wanting to answer the phone, most probably the latter, according to my latest calculations.

Supposing that the universe doesn't end in the next 30 seconds, the odds of which I'm still trying to calculate, you can leave your name, phone number, and message, and I'll probably phone you back.

So far the probability of that is about 0.645. Have a nice day.

**Stats/math jokes :**

14 funny jokes found

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It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest. S. d...

Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I'm probably not at home, or not wanting to answer the phone, most probab...

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A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go. The non has terrible flight panic. ” Hey,...

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A new government 10 year survey cost $3, 000, 000, 000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population. According to recent s...

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Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide. Lemma
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