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Here are the best funny Sport jokes (81 jokes found):

- What do you get when you cross viagra and rogaine?

What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine? Don King. ...

- What is better than winning a gold medal at the para-olympics?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics? Having arms and legs. ...

- Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score? Never mind it's pointless. ...

- A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel...

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hou...

- When the old golfer died, peter met him at the gates of heaven...

When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven. ” Sorry, old man, ” Peter said, “But I can't let you in. You see the...

- 31?? . . 32???

At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball team by suspending any basketball player who wasn't...

- Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest...

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the ...

- Why is red the colour of the university of georgia?

Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia? Because they can't spell “crimson” or “scarlet” . ...

- A golfer hit his drive on the first hole...

A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle. When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler and the ball went sideways int...

- When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?

When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help? When he's hanging by his teeth. ...

- Four married guys go golfing...

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place: First Guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be abl...

- Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street...

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding herpet cat...

- A man was playing a game of golf...

A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups. As honest a golfer as he normally was, he picked u...

- Golfing

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when final...

- Coach bowden was talking to the newest player...

Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team. “It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opp...

- Why did mike tyson learn to bite ears?

Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears? A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that “no means no” ? ...

- Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to...

Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, &ldquo...

- A wife begins to get a little worried because...

A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pas...

- One day, a fellow went for a ride...

One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle. The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again. He replied, ...

- The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods...

The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally, after ...

- How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?

How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb? Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors. ...
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