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Joke : Adopt an nba player

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THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU!

With an NBA player's strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care.

It's just not right.

Hundreds of basketball players in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level!

Atrocious!

And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of pay for several weekspossibly a whole yearas a result of the strike.

But now you can help!

For about two thous and dollars a day that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TVyou can help a basketball player remain economically viable during his time of need.

Two thous and dollars a day may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to a basketball player it could mean the difference between a vacation spent golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise.

For you, two thous and dollars is nothing more than three months rent or mortgage payments.

But to a basketball player, two thous and dollars a day will almost replace his salary.

Your commitment of two thous and dollars a day will enable a player to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.

“How WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?” Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. You'll also get information on how he plans to invest the $5 million lump sum he will receive upon retirement. Plus upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the player (unsigned). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering. “How WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING” Your basketball player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need.

Although the player won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses.

Simply fill out the form below.

YES, I want to help!

I would like to sponsor a striking NBA basketball player.

My preference is checked below: [ ] Starter[ ] Reserve[ ] Star*[ ] Superstar[ ] Entire team*[ ] I'll sponsor a player most in need.

Please select one for me.

* Higher cost Much higher cost* Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a specific team (Sorry, does not include cheerleaders).

Please charge the account listed below $2, 054.79 per day for a reserve player or starter for the duration of the strike.

Please send me a picture of the player I have sponsored, along with a team logo and my very own NBA Players Association badge to wear proudly on my lapel.

[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa[ ] American Express [ ] DiscoverCard[ ] Diner's Club Your Name: __Telephone Number: Account Number: Exp.

Date: _Signature: _Mail completed form to NBA Players Association or call 1-888-TOOMUCH now to enroll by phone.

(Children under 18 must have parental approval.) Note: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the player they have sponsored, either in person or by other means including, but not limited to, telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties.

Keep in mind that the basketball player you have sponsored will be much too busy enjoying his free time, thanks to your generous donations.

Oh yes, contributions are not tax-deductible.

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