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Here are the best funny Religion jokes (135 jokes found):

- What do you call a man that marries another man?

What do you call a man that marries another man? A minister...

- How can i believe in god when just last week...

” How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?” by Woody Allen. ...

- Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that th...

- At the first session of a conversion class...

At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?&r...

- Cowboy joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my o...

- Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...

Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle anda banner that said 'N ...

- The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...

The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said “Whoever is not ...

- The girl knelt in the confessional and said...

The girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?”“Father, I have ...

- Noah and today's ark

Noah And Today's Ark The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with wate...

- A friend's prayer

A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thous and camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch...

- The pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states, “I h...

- What is white and flies across the sky?

What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord. ...

- Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?

Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed! ...

- Visual joke

Visual joke. : Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders. Ask: “what's this?” - A really crappy way to spend Easter. ...

- How many tv evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today. ...
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