jokes  
jokesHome jokesRandom jokesAdvices jokesContact
  10000funnyjokes on Facebook

Joke : Pastime for passover

Rating: 3.4/5 ( 20 votes )

Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?” Jesus says, “Just hanging around. ”

Religion jokes :

135 funny jokes found

- A wise choice

The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance age...

- Two attorneys went into a diner...

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became qui...

- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient...

- A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through wh...

- Satanic barney proof

Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' inste...

- A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion...

- Sister margaret died...

Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Peter and said, “This is Sister Margaret. There'...

- Stress-relieving prayer

Stress-Relieving PrayerLord, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wis...

- An unfortunate coincidence

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. ” Reverend,” she said, “I have a problemmy husband kee...

- Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...

Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thous and years and he is to select his first punishment...

- Heaven and smoking

Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there. ...

- A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the pearly gates...

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven,...

- Two nuns and a blind man

TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get...

- The absolved

There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was totally destroyed. There were millions of people dead it was a real tr...

- Father! father! an old man on crutches walked up...

” Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right leg and then he threw...

Comment the joke Pastime for passover :

Make a link to this joke :

Link on a blog :

 
Find on 10000funnyjokes.com more than 10,000 funny jokes !
©2015 10000funnyjokes.com | Copyright 10000funnyjokes | Contact | Android download | iPhone download
Mentions légales / CGU - Politique de confidentialité