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The following was contributed by Emil: A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman, ” cor!
I've just had my first blow-job and it was great!
I'll have a large whiskey please, barman.”
The man takes his whiskey and downs it. ” Same again?” asks the barman. ” Okay” says the man and downs the second.
He then orders a third and a forth and downs them both.
In fact in total he downs 27 whiskeys.
“Do you want another?” asks the barman. “No I don't think so” , says the man, “If 27 whiskeys won't take away the taste I don't think that another one will!”
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