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Joke : Shopping for goods

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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

“Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?” she asked. “Well, no, ” answered the puzzled homeowner. ” But I have a wife and eleven children.”

“Is that a record?” she inquired. “I don't think so, ” replied the man, “but it's as close as I want to get. ”

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