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Joke : Deaf genie

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A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.

He asks the man, ” Where did you get such a big lighter?” The man replies, ” See that man playing piano over there?

He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish. ” So the guy walks over to the genie and says, “I wish for a million bucks. ” All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks. The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, “That genie is a little hard of hearing isn't he.” The guy replies, “no kidding” ! You think I asked for a 14 inch bic!”

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