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Joke : Spelling checker

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Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar writeIt shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ac he is maidIt nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error riteIts rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw itI am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect in it's weighMy chequer tolled me sew.

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