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Joke : Alphabet letters

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say... E.T.

went home.

Get rid of X.

There's too many unknowns in the world already!

(Only one vowel left, or is that “Anly ana vawal laft” This may be stretching it a bit, but not unless you consider, as our good friends in Canada say: Good day, A!

And we all know that M&Ms melt in your mouth, so it's safe to count them out.

And of course, Y not.

We might as well put off using U until later in the year: See U in SeptemberTWA just took off!!

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