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The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at the Cardiff DE Centre.

Caller :

I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.

Operator :

I'm sorry, there's no listing.

Is the spelling correct?

Caller :

Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the B fell off.

* * *Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.

Operator :

Woven?

Are you sure?

Caller :

Yes.

That's what it says on the label

- Woven in Scotl and.

* * *Caller :

I'd like the RSPCA please.

Operator :

Where are you calling from?

Caller :

The living room* * *Caller :

The water board please.

Operator :

Which department?

Caller :

Tap water.

* * *Operator :

How are you spelling that?

Caller :

With letters.

* * *Caller :

I'd like the number for a reverend in Cardiff, please.

Operator :

Do you have his name?

Caller :

No, but he has a dog named Ben.

* * *Caller :

The Union of Shopkeepers and Alligators please.

Operator :

You mean the Amalgamated Union of Shopkeepers?

* * *On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told the worried operator: “I haven't got a pen so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on.

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