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Joke : Fire truck

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A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door.

The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.

She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.

The fireman says “Hey little girl. What are you doing?” The little girl says “I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!” The fireman walks over to take a closer look. ” Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!” the fireman says. “Thanks mister” says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. ” Little girl” , says the fireman, “I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster.” The little girl says, “You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!”

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