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Joke : A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...

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A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.

Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by. ” Get me out of here” , said the one in the grave, “I'm cold” . The other one looked over the edge and said, “No wonder you're cold, you poor guy. You don't have any dirt on you” .

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