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Joke : Twas the night before crisis

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Twas the night before crisis, And all through the house, Not a program was working, Not even a browse.

Programmers were wrung out, Too mindless to care, Knowing chances of cutoverHadn't a prayer.

The users were nestledAll snug in their beds, While visions of inquiriesDanced in their heads.

When out in the lobbyThere arose such a clatter, That I sprang from my tubeTo see what was the matter.

And what to my wonderingEyes should appear, But a Super Programmer, Oblivious to fear.

More rapid than eagles, His programs they came And he whistled and shouted And called them by name.

On Update!

On Add!

On Inquiry!

On Delete!

On Batch Jobs!

On Closing!

On Functions Complete!

His eyes were glazed over, His fingers were lean, From weekends and nightsSpent in front of a screen.

A wink of his eye, And a twist of his head, Soon gave me to knowI had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, But went straight to his work, Turning specs into code, Then he turned with a jerk.

And laying his fingersUpon the ENTER key, The system came up, And worked perfectly!

The updates updated;The deletes they deleted;The inquiries inquired;And the closing completed.

He tested each whistle, He tested each bell, With nary an abend, And all had gone well.

The system was finished, The tests were concluded, The client's last changesWere even included!

And the client exclaimed, With a snarl and a taunt, ” It's just what I asked for, But it's not what I want!”

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