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Joke : Some possible computer bumper stickers

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1. BREAKFAST.

COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding
2. Bad command or file name!

Go stand in the corner.


7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon?

(Yep/Nope)
8. Backups?

We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.


9. E Pluribus Modem
10..... File not found.

Should I fake it?

(Y/N)
11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
12. CONGRESS.

SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washing ton D.

C (Y/N)?


13.11th commandment

- Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.


14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.


15. SENILE.

COM found ... Out Of Memory ...
16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.


17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
18. COFFEE.

EXE Missing

- Insert Cup and Press Any Key
19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!


20. E-mail returned to sender insufficient voltage.


21. Error: Keyboard not attached.

Press F1 to continue.


22. ”640K ought to be enough for anybody. ”

- Bill Gates, 198123. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!


24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
25. REALITY.

SYS corrupted: Reboot universe?

(Y/N/Q)
26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one?

(Y/N)
27. Hit any user to continue.


28. Disk Full

- Press F1 to belch.


29. Backup not found: (A) bort (R) etry (P) anic
30. (A) bort, (R) etry, (G) et a beer?

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