Joke : If ibm made toasters...

If IBM made toasters... They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for overnight toasting.

IBM would claim a worldwidemarket for five, maybe six toasters.

Computers jokes :

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- Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to...

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- If ibm made toasters...

If IBM made toasters... They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwidemar...

- Does dec still make toasters? . .

Does DEC still make toasters... ? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they? ...

- If hewlett-packard made toasters...

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- If cray made toasters...

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- If wang made toasters...

If Wang made toasters... Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toaster so millions of dollars would be spentin devel...

- A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...

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- There are four basic types of chain letters: i

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- Chain letter type li

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- Chain letter type iii

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- Chain letter type iv

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- The y-zero-k problem

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- I heard on the news last night that bill gates and...

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