jokes  
jokesHome jokesRandom jokesAdvices jokesContact
  10000funnyjokes on Facebook

Joke : Great news for bill gates

Rating: 2.0/5 ( 32 votes )

Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God.

God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world.

Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days.

They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening.

God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was “not” changing his mind. Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, “I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news ... there “is” a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days. ” Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, “I have good news and terrible news. The first is that there “is” a God. The second is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days. ” Bill Gates went back and told his staff, “I have good news and good news.

First, God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world.

Secondly, you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 95.

Computers jokes :

145 funny jokes found

- A talking frog

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said : “If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess. ” He be...

- What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all! ...

- Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to...

Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male, and the other group was female....

- If ibm made toasters...

If IBM made toasters... They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwidemar...

- Does dec still make toasters? . .

Does DEC still make toasters... ? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they? ...

- If hewlett-packard made toasters...

If Hewlett-Packard made toasters... They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster, which takes in toast and gives you regular bread. ...

- If cray made toasters...

If Cray made toasters... They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of year...

- If wang made toasters...

If Wang made toasters... Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toaster so millions of dollars would be spentin devel...

- A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, f...

- There are four basic types of chain letters: i

There are four basic types of chain letters: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a sta...

- Chain letter type li

Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!! (This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make one wish!!! Oh please, s/he'll never go out with y...

- Chain letter type iii

Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolutely incredible because there was no email then and p...

- Chain letter type iv

Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends. Friends- A friend is someone who is always at ...

- The y-zero-k problem

The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? Th...

- I heard on the news last night that bill gates and...

I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June. I'm betting the baby will be late. ...

Comment the joke Great news for bill gates :

Make a link to this joke :

Link on a blog :

 
Find on 10000funnyjokes.com more than 10,000 funny jokes !
©2015 10000funnyjokes.com | Copyright 10000funnyjokes | Contact | Android download | iPhone download
Mentions légales / CGU - Politique de confidentialité