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Joke : Error codes in windows

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WinErr 001: Windows loaded

- System in danger WinErr 002: No Error

- Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error

- Your mistake is now in every file WinErr 004: Erroneous error

- Nothing is wrong WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted

- System confused WinErr 006: Malicious error

- Desqview found on drive WinErr 007: System price error

- Inadequate money spent on hardware WinErr 008: Broken window

- Watch out for glass fragments WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered

- God knows what happened WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow

- Mailbox full WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space

- Free at least 50MB WinErr 00C: Memory hog error

- More Ram needed.

More!

More!

WinErr 00D: Window closed

- Do not look outside WinErr 00E: Window open

- Do not look inside WinErr 00F: Unexplained error

- Please tell us how this happened WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers WinErr 011: Window open

- Do not look outside WinErr 012: Window closed

- Do not look inside WinErr 013: Unexpected error

- Huh ?

WinErr 014: Keyboard locked

- Try anything you can think of.

WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error

- System destroyed.

Buy new one.

WinErr 019: User error

- Not our fault.

Is Not!

Is Not!

WinErr 01A: OS overwritten

- Please reinstall all software.

WinErr 01B: Illegal error

- You are not allowed to get this error.

Next time you will suffer a penalty for that.

WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error

- Uncertainty may be inadequate.

WinErr 01D: System crash

- We are unable to figure out our own code.

WinErr 01E: Timing error

- Please wait.

And wait.

And wait.

And wait.

WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

WinErr 020: Error recording error codes

- Additional errors will be lost.

WinErr 042: Virus error

- A virus has been activated in a dos-box.

The virus, however, requires Windows.

All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.

WinErr 079: Mouse not found

- A mouse driver has not been installed.

Please click the left mouse button to continue.

WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow

- Too many errors encountered.

Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.

WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session.

Do you want to play another game?

WinErr 683: Time out error

- Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.

WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory

- Only 50, 312, 583 Bytes available.

WinErr 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today.

Old license void.

Windows has been deleted.

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