Joke : Chain letter type iii

Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!!

This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not asmany little 8 year olds writing chain letters.

So this is how it works.

Pass this on to 15, 067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible willhappen to you like: Queer Horror Story #1 Mir anda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday.

She had recentlyreceived this letter and ignored it.

She then tripped in a crack in theside walk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood ofpoop, and went flying out over a waterfall.

Not only did she smell nasty, she died.

This Could Happen To You!!!

Queer Horror Story #2 Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it.

Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, somepeople swing that way, especially at Oklahoma City University).

They bothdied and went to hell.

They continued to suffer in hell where they were bothcursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.

This Could Happen ToYou!!!

Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did.

Just send this letterto all of your loser friends, and everything will be Ok.

Of course, there's the guy in Peoria Illinois who DID forward this on and then he married his secret crush, they moved to the suburbs, had 2.3 children and lived happily ever after.

Right up until he started working late every night, started an affair with his secretary and boozing.

Then she started sleeping with the golf pro at the local country club, became addicted to sleeping pills and their 2.3 children got into gangs and drugs.

Then everything went to hell, and they got divorced.

She got the house and the kids, and he got the car and childsupport payment, and got to keep the mortgage payment, lost his job and hiscar and now is working the midnight shift at the local McDonald's.

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