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Joke : Go on a hiking trip

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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky.

Holmes said, “Watson, look up. What do you see? “Well, I see thous ands of stars.”

“And what does that mean to you?”

“Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?”

“To me, it means someone has stolen our tent. ”

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