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Best funny Jokes Yo mama

Here are the best funny Yo mama jokes (53 jokes found):

- Yo mama's house is so dirty

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside...

- Yo mama's house is so small

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large...

- Yo mama's head so large

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar. ...

- Yo mama's hair is so short

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice. ...

- Yo mama's nose is so big

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight! ...

- Yo mama's glasses so thick

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. ...

- Yo mama is so stupid

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got...

- Yo mama is so dirty

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facil...

- Yo mama is so flat

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! ...

- Yo mama's teeth are so yellow

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter! ...

- Yo mama is so bald

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. ...

- Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo” Yo mama so fat she eats ...

- Yo mama is so old

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1. Yo mama so old that when she was in schoo...

- Yo mama is so ugly

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals. ” Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got ar...

- Yo mama is so nasty

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo m...

- Yo mama is so short

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to p...

- Yo mama is so dark

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school a...

- Yo mama is so hairy

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is tak...

- Yo mama is so tall

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida. ...

- Yo mama is so poor

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving. ” Yo mama so poor she can'...

- Yo mama's head so small

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. ...

- Yo mama is so lazy

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! ...

- Yo mama is so skinny

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissa...

- Yo mama has

one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. one hand and a Clapper. green hair and think...

- Yo mama is so greasy

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her...

- Yo mama so fat. . tripped

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th. ...

- Yo mama so fat... george washington

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washing ton's nose. ...

- Yo mama so ugly. . taco bell. .

Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border. ...

- Yo mama so stupid

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. ...

- Yo mama so ugly... blind. .

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. ...

- Yo mama so old... tits

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off! ...

- Yo mama so fat. . cereal. .

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish. ...

- Yo mama so fat. . band. .

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips! ...

- Yo mama so fat. . disease

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live. ...

- Yo mama so fat. . cereal

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. ...

- Yo mama so fat. . drivers license

Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, “Picture continued on other side. ”...

- Yo mama is so fat... driveway

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway. ...

- Yo mama is so fat. . neck

Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs. ...

- Yo mama so fat, when. . ran away

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. ...

- Yo mama in an elevator

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. ...

- Yo mama is so fat. . shovel

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. ...

- Yo mama is so fat. . lost

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost...

- Yo mama is so fat... restaurant

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. ...

- Yo mama so stupid. . juice

Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes! ...

- Yo mama so stupid... refund

Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund! ...

- Yo mama is so fat..... website

Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website. ...

- Your mama is so fat

Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping. ...

- Yo mamma so fat... elevater

Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down. ...

- Yo mamma so fat

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls! ...

- Yo mamma is so ugly... onion

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry. ...

- Yo mamas so stupid... gumball

Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out. ...

- Yo mamas so fat ... skittles

Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out...

- Yo mama's teeth

yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day” ..... ...

 


 
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