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Here are the best funny Sport jokes (89 jokes found):

- The laws of golf

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tenden...

- Someone died playing golf

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. ” Bad day at the course?” his wife asked. “Everything ...

- Ten years on a deserted island

A man is str anded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It's not a ship....

- This is my first golf lesson

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. “Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? ' she asked the instructor. ” P-u-t-t is corre...

- Is he a good dentist?

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning. His friend remarked that he had g...

- I did all of that?

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to ge...

- Golfing with an older man

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could...

- The amazing golf ball

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I...

- An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have ...

- Slow golfers are ahead of us

Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of...

- I want to buy a golf ball

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. “I can't find any green golf balls, ...

- The problems with golf

The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. ...

- Taking the final exam

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the...

- An extremely loyal fan

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to h...

- Adopt an nba player

THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player's strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just...

- Skiing season training

Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you prepared: 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-...

- Heaven playing sports

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from t...

- Stupid sports quotes

These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world. Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife o...

- She's new to football

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. “I liked it, but I couldn't understand why ...

- He is new to baseball

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to kno...

- Baseball in heaven?

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the wi...

- Quotes of yogi berra

Yogi Berra Quotes” Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.” “Baseball is 90 percent mental. The ot...

- Digger phelps quotes

Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament: “Basketball is a game of two halves.” “We have to remember that who ever sco...

- West ham's ground

A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a...

- Charlton are good enough

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shout...

- Collymore change a lightbulb

Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him...

- White hart lane is on fire

The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. ” Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!”“The cups m...

- Harry redknapp

Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so th...

- Big ron

Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. “I'll do anything for 3 points” , he said when questioned. ...

- The nottingham forest

The Notting ham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this unusual move, he said “we don't just need poi...

- British rail

British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures. ...

- The cowboy excuses

Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 17, 1995 Afraid to play in Super Bowl against any...

- Workout at the gym

At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I wa...

- The tyson one-liners

Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off,...

- The nfl team names

NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that t...

- Top nfl complaints

Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition. Calling “he...

- Olympic city bribery

The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site 9. IOC members seem unconcerned over scheduling conflicts due to the yachting, diving...

- Do at a bowling alley

Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!” continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out. whenev...

- The baseball dem ands

Top Baseball Player Dem ands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994 In case anyone has od'ed on O. J. Simpson coverage or for th...

- New rules for bowling

Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course,...

- Snowboarding lesson

Snowboarding Lessons When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: “Just because you've reached middle age, t...

- Black belt degrees

Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher should have already learned thes...

- Watch real baseball

Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995 You recognize batter as the kid ...

- Murphy's nartial laws

Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through the eliminations on ...

- Short cowboy jokes

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police. Q: Why can't Michael Ir...

- Cowboy jokes

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on “grass.&...

- Normal car is better

Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car” Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go into building an F1 car,...

- Destroy an opponent

The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C. O. N.)Tonya Harding Presents... Get tired every softball season loosing to the same team with all the big s...

- Question answer 01

Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it! Why d...

- Question answer 02

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wo...

- Question answer 03

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner! Why didn't the ...

- Question answer 04

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic! Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit i...

- Question answer 05

Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn't an award. It's an appointment! Did you hear about the football team who ate ...

- Question answer 06

What lights up a football stadium? A football match! If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes! Why aren't football s...

- Question answer 07

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood! How...

- Question answer 08

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They pref...

- Play as james bond

Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. “I was the James Bond type of player, ” he told his friend...

- Why the bad plays?

true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, “Is your bad play due to ignorance o...

- Who is on first?

Who's On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the guys' name on the team so whe...

- You really do stink

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now ...
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