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Here are the best funny School jokes (36 jokes found):

- Are you about to employ a robot?

Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB PsychologyDepartment. It is intended to be used...

- Bonkistry

Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectiona...

- The college food chain

The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful than a locomotiveIs faster than a speeding bulletWalks on...

- Letter from daughter to parents

Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad: It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remissin writing this a...

- College by dave barry

College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously t...

- American university grading procedures

American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the AmericanUniversity grade their final exams: DEPT OF ST...

- Academy of mudgeology

Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS 147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB (MW 10:00-10:50)HIS 024 U....

- No $

No $Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, ...

- Rabbits ph. d. thesis

Rabbit's Ph. D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitt...

- Special high intensity teaching

Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students: In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivityFrom students, it will be o...

- In-class assignment for wednesday

This assignment was actually turned in by two English students: Rebecca and Gary English 44 ASMUCreative WritingPr of Miller In-clas...

- How to write a paper

How to write a paper 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Read over the ...

- Sat score decay

SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for years. The following may be the reason why. A math problem in the 60'sA logger s...

- Disprove this!

A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necessary: A linguistics professor was lecturing to hi...

- Teaching

Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be ...

- The unofficial manual for graduate teaching assistants

The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants Teaching Introductory Computer Science Courses for Non-majors LATE HOMEWORK When a student ...

- Nature of hell

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or end...

- The price decides everything

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds fo...

- When asked for her occupation...

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. ” Madam, I ...

- Md qs and as

What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?” What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask?...

- Should you have any questions during the exam...

Should you have any questions during the exam, just raise your hand. This should cause enough blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself. ...

- College dorm

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for al...

- Donald macdonald from the isle of skye...

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway.. ) went to study at an English university and was living i...

- Dad, can you write in the dark?

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card. ...

- A modest essay

A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLO...

- New university promos

New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate. The the average tuition (per year) for each institution is o...

- A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure...

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have. He says, &...

- Little johnny was in his math's class one day...

Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out. “If I gave you $20, ” the teacher began, ” and you ga...

- How does physics save lives?

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted to ask “Why do we have to learn thi...

- Mrs. prussy

The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself. She wrote on the board that her name ...

- A unit in sex education was about to begin...

A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. Little Johnny handed in his slip a...

- Exp ands up to six times its size

Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, exp ands to six times i...

- A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students...

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he no...

- What is the difference between a hockey game...

What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks. ...

- A school teacher injured his back and had to wear...

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at a...

- A high school senior was inspecting harvard university...

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a ...

 


 
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