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Here are the best funny Practical jokes (21 jokes found):

- Football fan to rescue

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the near...

- Jock vs. nerd

Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd? $ Michael Jordan having “retired, ” with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178, 100 a day, working ...

- Gorilla golf

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a little wager?” he said, flashing some large bills around. “I...

- Baseball heaven?

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Just like they did every day. Abe turne...

- Baseball vs law

What is the difference between baseball and law? In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out. ...

- Top 10 - baseball is better than sex

TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX... 10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY 9. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST 4 TIMES A WEEK 8. YOU HAVE ...

- Ncaa ballers to change a lightbulb?

How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it. ...

- Top 10 - basketball vs sex

TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX... 10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU CAN SET IT UP OR GO FOR THE FASTBREAK 8. IF YOU NEED A BREAK, YOU...

- Top 10- hockey vs. sex

TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX... 10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS 9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD 8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE ...

- Top 10 - soccer vs. sex

TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX... 10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS 9. PERIODS ONLY LAST 45 MINUTES 8. PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU S...

- Canadian baseball

Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team? A: Foreigners. ...

- 10 things in golf that sound dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can...

- Turkey football

The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestrutting on to the field. While the players gazed in amaz...

- Sacramento kings fan or lakers fan?

A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan. She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too. Everyone wa...

- Hockey

Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell. Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the heat, so he tur...

- Inventing golf

Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub. One scottsman says, “I'm going to invent a game.” The second man asks, “What do you have ...

- Cockroach killing

my wife is too afraid of cockroaches, one fine day i heard scream of my wife. she saw a cockroach and was screaming. i asked her totake the killing sp...

- Cross country race

During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms. To my surprise i found my best friend JHON who was too laz...

- Slow bicycle race

During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first in the competetion, when i went to claim my trophy, my princip...

- Read this!

Isn't it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld inocretcly? OLL! : p...

- R. a. p.

R. A. P. : RetardsAttemptingPoetry...

 


 
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