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Here are the best funny Political jokes (146 jokes found):

- New chemical element discovered

New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators at a major U. S. research univers...

- Bill of no rights by lewis w. napper

Bill of No Rights by ...

- Bill clinton statue committee

Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street ...

- Democrats v. republicans

Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE | DEMOCRATS ...

- Famous quotes

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class. She told them that she would read a quote and the firststudent to correct...

- The math test

The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real l...

- Shortest book of the month

Shortest Book of the Month: Ronald Reagan's “Memories” ...

- Hillary clinton, chelsea clinton, and bill clinton are sitting...

Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there for about 15 minutes and finally...

- President clinton, returning from a campaign stop...

President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir ...

- Michael kennedy

MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made it alive out of Aspen. Has Elton John re-writte...

- A survey of american women...

In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?” 86% replied, “Not again” ...

- Prosecutor: mr. clinton, did you have an improper relationship...

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That...

- A logical question

If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same? ...

- In light of the latest allegations against president clinton...

In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate fame are in negotiations with publishers to writ...

- A bumper sticker

Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000” ...

- Democrats on the front porch

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, ” Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democraton ...

- Sleeping beauty, tom thumb and don juan were having a terrible fight...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the most beautiful person in the world, ” proclaimed Sleeping B...

- The state of the union address.... that president clinton should have given

THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS.... THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress... People of America.... I banged her. I banged...

- Greetings prospective white house interns!

Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the N...

- The land of oz

THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and...

- Build an ark

Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I'm going to make it rain until the earth is covered with water and all the evil is dest...

- A lady from california purchased a piece of timber land...

A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get...

- Ken: so mr. president...

Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don't rightly recall ... actually I did once splash out on a dressfor her...

- When that fool reagan said...

When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue. When that...

- Did you here what monica lewinskys mother...

Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress? What, doesn't the White House have any club soda? ...

- Some time ago mr. clinton was hosting a state dinner...

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short noti...

- What does bill clinton say to prospective interns?

What does Bill say to prospective interns?” Haven't I cum across your face before?” ...

- What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?

What is green, has four legs and smells like woman? The white house's pool table...

- Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?

Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year? They are called Lewin-skis. They are for people who like to go ...

- And yet another clinton joke

They just found out Clinton's been stuffing turf in his underpants. They're for grass roots support. ...

- What did clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at oxford?

What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman. ...

- Why doesnt hillary wear short dress?

Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress? Her balls would show. ...

- The definition of sex

Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences. Hillary: So have you found dating to be fullfllin...

- How to call penis

At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries. The wife of Tony Blair says i...

- How big is the penis of bill clinton?

How big is Bill Clinton's Penis? Not as big as Hillary's...

- Capitalist and socialist hell

A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there, he saw one sign that said Capitalist Hell, and another that said Socialist Hell....

- Why does bill clinton wear underwear?

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm. ...

- What has four legs and smells like fish?

What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk. ...

- Did you hear the latest theory about monica lewinsky?

Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky? It may never be proven but they think she may be they oungest woman to have ever held the Presid...

- The fbi finally came back with the dna results...

The FBI finally came back with the DNA results. Clinton was a perfect match. So was all of Arkansas. ...

- What does ted kennedy have that bill clinton wishes he had?

What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend. ...

- One day clinton goes to the bathroom...

One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants, and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around hispenis. So the next day he goes to...

- Whats the difference between monica and a soda machine?

Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine? A: They both have, “incert Bill” ! ...

- What is the difference between the government and the mafia?

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized. ...

- If ted kennedy, dan quayle, bob packwood and bill clinton...

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that...

- A hundred prostitutes in washington d. c. were asked...

A hundred prostitutes in Washing ton D. C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60. said, 'Never again!” ...

- Why is the government like a prostitute?

Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it! ...

- One day there were these three boys walking down...

One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP! ' When the boys got to the noise they sa...

- News from washington

WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing compl...

- A doctor, an engineer, and a politician...

A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. “Well, ” argued the doctor, “without aphys...

- A political man to a woman...

A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!” The woman replied, “Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same ab...

- During a recent publicity outing...

During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal b...

- Clinton died and was standing at hte pearly gates...

Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. “Who goes there?” inquired St. Peter....

- Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?

Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn't get his dick out of ...

- Bill clinton and al gore go into a local diner for lunch...

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, ” Are you ready to or...

- Why did the chicken cross the road? sign of our times

Why did the chicken cross the road? BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time. I did not have sexual relations with that chicken. ...

- Who will you choose?

It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts. Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates. Candidate A: associates with ward heelers...

- Bad news and awful news

One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side, it had snowed during the night and everything wascovered in snow. He looks down and sees someth...

- What do you get when you cross a crooked politician...

Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea...

- A bus filled with politicians was driving through the...

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,...
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