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Best funny Jokes Mixed

Here are the best funny Mixed jokes (16 jokes found):

- Ugly person illness

A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, “Doctor, I'm so depres...

- Emotional extremes

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. ” Just to establish some parameters,” said the professo...

- Medical terminology

Artery Study of paintingsBacteria Back door of cafeteriaBarium What doctors do when treatment failsBowel Letter like A. E. I. O. UCaesarean sectio...

- A woman's dictionary

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentiona...

- Hick computer terms

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter. Log Off: Don't add no wood. Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove. Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pi...

- Woman's instructions

THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by th...

- Guide for all women

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY. I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY. I'm sleepy. I'M TIRED. I'm tired. I'VE GOTTA GO. Get out of the wa...

- The guide for all men

WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I m sorry. = You ll be sorry. We need... = I want It s your decision = The correct ...

- A man's translations

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say... “IT'S A GUY THING&rdqu...

- Woman's translations

The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The c...

- Mother's dictionary

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children pla...

- Evaluation comments

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance e...

- Evaluating progress

A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused. Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job. Active socially: Drinks heavily. Alert to company de...

- Miscellaneous terms

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney uh-l...

- The skier's dictionary

Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request for assistance made by a European skier on a U. S. mountain. An appropriate re...

- Drinking fault finder

A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet. Fault: Mouth not open or glass ...

 


 
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