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Here are the best funny Kids jokes (258 jokes found):

- Ant jokes 01

Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants! What do you call an ant who skips school? A truant! What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics...

- Ant jokes 02

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle? Your great-ant! Who was the most famous ant scientist? Albert Antstein! What games to ants pl...

- Ant jokes 03

Where do ants go to eat? At a restaurant! What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes? Antteneye! What do you call an and with frogs legs? An antp...

- Bear jokes 01

Q: What kind of money to polo bears use? A: Ice lolly! Q: Have you ever hunted bear? A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts! Q: How do you...

- Bear jokes 02

How do you hire a teddy bear? A: Put him on stilts! Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A: A polo bear! Q: Why do...

- Bee jokes 01

Q: Who is the bees favorite singer? A: Sting! Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group? A: The bee gees! Q: What do you get if you cross a bee wi...

- Bee jokes 02

Q: What did the confused bee say? A: To bee or not to bee! Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries? A: A bramble bee! Q: What do b...

- Bee jokes 03

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds? A: A humburger! Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea? A: A bee in a sub...

- Bee jokes 04

Q: Why do bees buzz? A: Because they can't whistle! Q: Can bees fly in the rain? A: Not without their little yellow jackets! Q: Why did the be...

- Bee jokes 05

Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees? A: Because they kept droning on and on! Q: What do you call a bee born in May? A: A may...

- Bird jokes 01

Q: Why did the owl, owl? A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er! Q: What is a polygon? A: A dead parrot! Q: What flies through the jungle si...

- Bird jokes 02

Q: What do parrots eat? A: Polyfilla! Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment! Q: What bird tastes just like butter? A: A stork! Q: ...

- Bird jokes 03

Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens? A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl! Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath? ...

- Bird jokes 04

Q: What do owls sing when it is raining? A: 'Too wet to woo'! Q: What do baby swans dance to? A: Cygnet-ure-tunes! Q: What birds spend all the...

- Bird jokes 05

Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message! Q: What do you call a very...

- Cat jokes 01

Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold? A: He has cat-arrh! Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat? A: A spelling bee! Q: How do you k...

- Cat jokes 02

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A: A stripey sweater! Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? A: She's got th...

- Cat jokes 03

Q: What looks like half a cat? A: The other half! Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? A: 'Claws. ' Q: I...

- Cat jokes 04

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian? A: He felt funny! Q: What's striped and bouncy? A: A tiger on a pogo stick! Q: What is the ca...

- Cat jokes 05

Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A: A catastrophe! Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China? A: Chairman Miaow! Q: What do you g...

- Cat jokes 06

Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck? A: A duck filled fatty puss! Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert? A:...

- Cat jokes 07

Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin? A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other! Q: Why are cars longer in the evening t...

- Cat jokes 08

Q: What is the most breathless thing on television? A: The Pink Panter Show! Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A: A ter...

- Cat jokes 09

Q: What does a lion brush his mane with? A: A catacomb! Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway? A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow! Q: W...

- Caterpillar jokes

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day? Turns over a new leaf! What is the definition of a caterpillar? A worm in a fur coat! What has stripes an...

- Centipede jokes

Why was the centipede late? Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother! What do you get if you cross a centipede and...

- Chicken jokes 01

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell stat...

- Chicken jokes 02

Q: Why don't chickens like people? A: They beat eggs! Q: Why did the rooster run away? A: He was chicken! Q: What do chickens grow on? A: Eg...

- Chicken jokes 03

Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? A: They go on peck-nics! Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties? A: Coop-cakes! Q...

- Dog jokes 01

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in trees! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying t...

- Dog jokes 02

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde? A: A jet setter! Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has? A: Puppy dogs! Q: Why did...

- Dog jokes 03

Q: What is a dog's favorite sport? A: Formula 1 drooling! Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk? A: A Great Dane out! ...

- Dog jokes 04

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah? A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them! Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs? ...

- Dog jokes 05

Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat? A: Cats can't drive! Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road? A: A mut...

- Dog jokes 06

Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog? A: Chump chops! Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life? A: Just one, the moulting season! ...

- Dog jokes 07

Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? A: Cockerpoodledoo! Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell ...

- Dog jokes 08

Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table? A: He gets splinters in his mouth! Q: What kind of dog chases anything red? A:...

- Elephant jokes 01

What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? Time to fix the fence! What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet? An elepha...

- Elephant jokes 02

What' s big and grey with horns? An elephant marching band! What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant disguised as a banana! Wh...

- Elephant jokes 03

What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down? An elephant on a trampoline! What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds? An elephant wi...

- Elephant jokes 04

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants? The tusk fairy! What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet? An elephant with spare parts! W...

- Elephant jokes 05

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? So he could hide in the cherry tree! What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes a...

- Elephant jokes 06

What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain! What's the difference between an...

- Elephant jokes 07

Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines! Why do elephants eat raw food? Because...

- Elephant jokes 08

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers! What is a baby elephant after he is fiv...

- Elephant jokes 09

How do you hire an elephant? Stand it on four bricks! What is the easy way to get a wild elephant? Get a tame one and annoy it! What did Tarzan say wh...

- Elephant jokes 10

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs! What do you call a elephant that never washes? A smellyphant! Teach...

- Elephant jokes 11

What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? Sir! What can an elephant with a machine gun call you? Anything he likes! What do you call an elephan...

- Elephant jokes 12

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night? Russell! A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn. &ldq...

- Elephant jokes 13

Why did the elephant walk on two feet? To give the ants a chance! Why do elephants have trunks? Because they've no pockets to put things in! Why did t...

- Elephant jokes 14

Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo? Because he'd rather go to the movies! What's blue and has big ears? An elephant at the North Pole! What...

- Farm jokes 01

Why did the bull rush? Because it saw the cow slip! What kind of bird lays electric eggs? A battery hen! What do you call an arctic cow? An eskimoo! W...

- Farm jokes 02

What do you get if you all sit under a cow? A pat on the head! What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper! What do you call a...

- Farm jokes 03

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? Lumpy milkshakes! What is the definition of a goose? An animal that grows down as it grows up! Why di...

- Farm jokes 04

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires! Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine! What is a pigs favorite ballet? ...

- Farm jokes 05

What is a cow's favorite TV show? Dr Moo! Why was the farmer hopping mad? Because someone had trodden on his corn! What would happen if bulls could fl...

- Farm jokes 06

Where do you take sick ponies? To the horsepital! What do you say if you see a flying pig? 'I see bacon's going up'! Who tells chicken jokes? Comedihe...

- Farm jokes 07

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In a hog cabin! What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse! Why do pigs never recover from illnes...

- Farm jokes 08

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pigtail! Where do cows go on a Saturday night? To the moo-vies! If you had fifteen cows and fiv...

- Farm jokes 09

Why did the dirty chicken cross the road? For some fowl purpose! How do sheep keep warm in winter? Central bleating! How do chickens dance? Chick to c...
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