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Here are the best funny Gender jokes (42 jokes found):

- Why make woman beautiful?

Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says: “So you would love her. ” Man says to God: “But God, W...

- Dictionary for women

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentiona...

- Seminars for a woman

SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital st...

- Women's translations

WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I wantIt's your decision = The correct decision should...

- Women seeking men

” WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds 40-ish means: 48 Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever willAffectionate means: Possessive...

- Women's instructions

WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the id...

- Education for women

Continuing Education Courses for Women Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits....

- Great to be a woman

Reason's why it's great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies. Speeding ticket? What's that? New lipstick gives you a whole new lease...

- Modems beat women

Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman: A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typin...

- Translations for men

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say... “IT'S A GUY THING&rdqu...

- His and her road trips

HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer Arrives at destination presently....

- It's great to be a guy

Reasons why it's great to be a guy Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five day vacation requires only one ...

- Computers are female

The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the creator unders...

- Compare the genders

Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra a...

- A woman's seminars

New Summer Seminars for Women The Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There Life Beyond Shoes Money, The Non-Renewable Resource How To Get 90 ...

- Men advising women

Advice From Men To Women... Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale. '... If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that d...

- Short gender jokes

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Becau...

- The guide to women

A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME SPACE..... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in ...

- The guide for women

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY. I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY. I'm sleepy. I'M TIRED. I'm tired. I'VE GOTTA GO. Get out of the wa...

- Christmas tree better

Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. A Ch...

- Tell about a haircut

The story of someone getting a haircut. Women's version: Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure w...

- Men writing the rules

If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules” Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become n...

- The bum on a street

A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?” The bum said, “No.” The man asked, “Will you gamble it awa...

- Discussing finances

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!&r...

- A stolen credit card

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. ...

- Short gender joke

What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women! ...

- More m & m's?

Why don't men eat more M & M's? They are too hard to peel! ...

- I. q. of 50?

What do you call a man with an I. Q. of 50. Gifted! ...

- Bonds mature!

What is the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature! ...

- Why are blond jokes so short?

Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them! ...

- Men and beer bottles

What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up! ...

- Roll of toilet paper

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know - it's never happened. ...

- Men and parking spots

How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped. ...

- Man's idea of housework?

What's a man's idea of housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. ...

- Man and e. t

What's the difference between a man and E.T. ? E. T. phoned home! ...

- I can do better than this!

What did God say after he created man? I can do better than this! ...

- Seven course meal

What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer! ...

- Exercise at the beach

How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. ...

- Man to do situps

What's the best way to force a man to do situps? Put the remote between his toes. ...

- 50/50 relationship

How do men define a 50/50 relationship? We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle! ...

- Computers are male

Reasons computers must be male They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better model is always just around the corner. They look nice and shi...

- Dating hints for men

Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date... I really don't like this restaurant tha...

 


 
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