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Here are the best funny Funny jokes (28 jokes found):
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to co...
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestv...
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used sin...
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. “Y...
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi .. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I'd really ...
Do you like my new jacket? It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though. ...
I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception! ...
You've a face like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled! ...
I've just come back from the beauty parlor! What a pity it was closed! ...
She has a pretty little head for a head, it's pretty little. ...
She's like yesterday's coffee a little weak in the bean. ...
He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it who else would want it? ...
He should study to be a bone specialist he has the head for it. ...
He has one of those mighty minds mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light...
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree searched, and found out he was the sap. There are t...
He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn't honorable to sleep with a married woman. He's so...
You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, “Oh! who turned off the fireplace” !!! ...
your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard. ...
Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head. ...
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck. ...
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed...
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving. ...
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, “Hey, who turned off the heater!? ...
You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard! ...
Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washing ton! George Washing ton who? George Washing ton who? Didn't you learn anything in history class? ...
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach and your whole family came out singing, “Clap your han...
You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it. ...
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane. The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, “So, wh...
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