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Best funny Jokes Foreigners

Here are the best funny Foreigners jokes (29 jokes found):

- What goes in and out and smells of piss?

What goes in and out and smells of piss? The Queen Mother...

- What is brown and has holes in it?

What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit. ...

- An indian gentleman on his first visit to the usa...

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100, 000 Rps and after...

- A roving reporter from the bbc was touring a remote part of...

A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highl ands looking for material for a documentary about the way of life there....

- What do you call a highl ander with four sheep?

What do you call a Highl ander with four sheep? A pimp...

- How do you play iraqi bingo?

How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18... B52... F18...

- Guns in a garden

An aging man lived alone in Irel and. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man ...

- Greedy kiwi

This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep..... ” Mate” , the aussie said, “Over there we shear them” . The...

- What do you call four sheep tied to a post in cardiff (wales)?

What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre. ...

- An american was waiting on a london street corner...

An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. ”...

- A pollock walks over the red light district in amsterdam...

A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenly he notices a fine looking hooker looking at him. He stops, bangs on the window ...

- An american tourist is visiting china...

An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: “H...

- A 10pm curfew was imposed in belfast...

A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm. “Why did you...

- A visitor from holl and was chatting with his american...

A visitor from Holl and was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherl ands flag. &rdq...

- What do israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned. ...

- What is the difference between a english actuary and...

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A...

- A french guest, staying in a hotel in edmonton...

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper” Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge. &...

- Australia...

Australia. Where men are real men And sheep are scared shitless And where the term 'Going Down Under' means something entirely different...

- I saw a pen in a store the other day...

I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, “It's made in Germany...

- A tourist, visiting a small town in israel...

A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to “The Unknown Soldier” . At the base of the statue, a sign was ...

- What do they call condoms in germany?

What do they call condoms in Germany? Weinerhosen...

- The pope vs. the queen

The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thous ands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Popeout of the c...

- The wedding is off... no on!

All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were some ...

- A waitress walks up to one of her tables in...

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously mastur...

- A pollster was taking opinions outside the united nations...

A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Ru...

- Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog...

Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are. The first guy says “I'll find out” and puts his arm out the pla...

- Two english sheep in a field

Two English sheep in a field. One says to the other “I'm not feeling very well” The other turns around and replies” Shut-the-f*ck-up...

- Jonesie the great lion hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several ...

- A drunk scottsman

There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home aft...

 


 
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