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Here are the best funny Food jokes (33 jokes found):

- A practical joke involving jello

Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party: A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food col...

- Improving fry cooking time

In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientist...

- You should learn to be more polite

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself...

- Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it b...

- The family of tomatoes

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the b...

- Food one-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips. ” On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the panc...

- You can now eat your own plate

Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate. Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur ...

- Purchasing mailing lists

With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible. In o...

- Purchasing power of burgers

Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U. S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many “Big Mac” hamburger sandwiches the two cu...

- Ice cream flavor galore

A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chil...

- Why engineers don't write recipe books

Chocolate Chip Cookies: Ingredients: 1.532.35 cm 3 gluten 2. 4.9 cm 3 NaHCO 33. 4.9 cm 3 refined halite 4.236.6 cm 3 partially hydrogenated tallow ...

- What is this?

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. ” Good heavens,” he said,...

- Sorry for eating the peanuts

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few mag...

- Studying the twinkies

In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected the Hostess snack logs...

- An error publishing an article

From Reuters News Service: Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for on...

- Food fight in a store

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After a...

- Are caterpillars good to eat?

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Juni...

- A great fruit cake recipie

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a ...

- We could have been here sooner

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. ” Here is your ocean side condo, ...

- Thin people don't

By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even follow their suggestions. But eventually, inevitably,...

- The results of a study

About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to. ...

- The bachelor's diet

Bachelor's DietMONDAY: BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary o...

- Caffeine addict quiz

Do you want to know if you suffer from “Alertness Deficit Disorder” (ADD)? Then just take this simple quiz. These questions will help us t...

- M&m evolution theory

M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a spec...

- Bad convenience foods

The Eight Worst Convenience Foods And I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meeter's Kraut Juice (Stokely USA): Yes, that's sauer...

- Food laughs & humor

From Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U. S. (acres): 75...

- He's a real fun guy [fungi]

Heard on a radio station. What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?” He's a real fun guy [fungi]. ”...

- Bottle of evian water?

Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell “Evian” backwards! ...

- Purchasing a turkey

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do ...

- Food quotes and quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts ... ” Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual ...

- Placing your order

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $...

- Wise cooking advice

This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks. While you are preparing the food, and after the guests have arrived, ...

- Top ten ways to annoy your waiter

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip. 9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?” 8. After he describes...

 


 
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