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Best funny Jokes Festival

Here are the best funny Festival jokes (17 jokes found):

- I just had a dream about it

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valent...

- I'm sending out some cards

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bri...

- Real church bloopers...

Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help. Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are s...

- Do you go to church?

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my frie...

- Advertisements

Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't let worry kill you let the church help. Thursday ...

- Top signs that you're too old to trick or treat ...

10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7...

- Halloween handouts

The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax BrowniesCaramel Covered Zucchin...

- The blonde thanksgiving dinner

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for hersel...

- The football-playing turkey

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting on to the field. While the players gazed in am...

- A man forgot to buy turkey for thanksgiving

It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. ” Please let me in,” sa...

- Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids

A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bills resulting from use of her coo...

- Things proven to change the course of thanksgiving

1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expi...

- New year nerd resolutions

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... ...

- New year resolutions for pets

15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. 13. I do not need to suddenly stand straig...

- Cookie the cat's resolutions

5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch wallpaper, curtains, furniture, clothing or my...

- Office worker resolution

RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000: I will read at least 10 books a year. 2001: I will read 5 books a year....

- Your new year resolution

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! ...

 


 
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