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Best funny Jokes Ethnic

Here are the best funny Ethnic jokes (247 jokes found):

- Marketing translations

Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn't be that hard, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble ...

- English is really crazy

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in...

- Jump out of the plane

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says “ We'...

- A cultural comparison

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Ameri...

- Measuring on the job

There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then...

- Why english is tough

Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn. 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump...

- English is very strange

Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them? If a word is misspelled in a dict...

- Defining these words

For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single letter...

- Angering the irishman

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, &...

- Mexican is at border

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, y...

- Texas builds it larger

A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the c...

- Facts about americans

Facts about Americans. Did you know that ... Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils. 21. of us don't make our bed daily. 5. of us never do. Men do 29% ...

- Caught by a local tribe

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now we've caught...

- How to speak southern

WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lessonAig - What a hen laysAints - He's got aints in his p...

- Competition of a nation

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole wor...

- Defining the americans

We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car. We whip the enemy in battle, then...

- Welcoming to america

When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disapp...

- Admit that you did that

An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” Nob...

- Only found in america

Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skatin...

- Discussing the tax rates

A visitor from Holl and was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherl ands flag. &rdq...

- Touring guide for north

Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern States If you are from the northern states and planning on visiting o...

- Unfamiliar with a term

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, “Excus...

- Throwing away garbage

An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search,...

- Native american hears

A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed fir...

- Researching this insect

A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving her a verbal command (” Jump!” ). ...

- Evaluating this painting

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. ” Look at their reserve, their calm, ...

- Learning chinese terms

Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift Gun...

- Japan's quality standard

This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They're still laughing about this at IBM. Apparently the c...

- Bragging about japan

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the...

- Diplomat wants water

An Arab diplomat visiting the U. S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in Ame...

- Remaining as enemies

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washing ton for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, litt...

- Eating the piece of fruit

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen bef...

- Ant and a grasshopper

THE ORIGINAL VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopp...

- Newfie goes skydiving

A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the newfie to jump out of the plane and pull h...

- Using nails on a house

These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away...

- Simplified income taxes

REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes 1. How much money did you make in 2000. 2. Send it to us. ...

- Touring a new saw mill

Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, “Mick! I lost me finger!”“Have you now?&rdqu...

- Methods of execution

There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundl ander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three...

- Try to settle the dispute

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and ...

- Strange people are here

There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week ...

- Traveling on the train

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went th...

- The new euro language

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications...

- Irishman declares war

Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up and says “Hello” . The voice at the end of the phone says “He...

- Make it out of a desert

An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the ...

- A drunk irisihman falls

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet ...

- Where are you living?

A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What's your name and address?”“I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address.&rdqu...

- Trapped within a bog

Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. ” Help!” Paddy shouted, “Oi'm sinkin'!” Don'...

- History of the bagpipes

Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet. ...

- Irish girl confesses sins

The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?” The girl said, ...

- Iraqi vs. american

Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of the ancient civilization founded by...

- State of arkansas residency application

State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: _ (_) Billy-Bob (...

- Arkansas governor application

Arkansas Governor Application First name: _Last name(if known): __Address (where you live): Mother's name(list also relation, i.e. , sister): B...

- The black sheep

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write andgood ...

- ... and i will do anything for love.

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient. The clien...

- How do they do it?

How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass? Most satisfactory! ...

- Mr. greenberg was an illiterate immigrant...

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a small business. It did well, and soon he had enough mo...

- For many years, the border between pol and and russia...

For many years, the border between Pol and and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no longer a Russian, but had...

- Application to live in kentucky

Application to Live in KentuckyName: __ Nickname: CB Handle Model: Color: __Address (RFD No.): ___Daddy (If unknown, list 3 suspects): __Mamma: _Neck...

- State of kentucky 12th grade reading test

State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 TEST #2 TEST #3 TEST #4 ...

- Language trends of the future

Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and inall likelihood they will continue to change in the ...
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