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Here are the best funny Dumb jokes (48 jokes found):

- Stupid stuff 01

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.” The effects are fleeting and lingering... ” - Overheard in a hallway &ldq...

- Stupid stuff 3

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of ...

- Stupid stuff 2

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. ” That race was all about competition. ” - David Coleman, ITV “And I...

- Stupid people awards

It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those nominees who will not b...

- Idiots & retail

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She infor...

- Idiots & geography

After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, “Really? ...

- Advice for idiots

An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: “Blink your eyelids periodically to lub...

- Idiots in the neighborhood

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing ...

- Idiots & computers

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with the...

- Idiots are easy to please

I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly e...

- Idiots in food service

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for “minimal lettuce. ” He said he w...

- An idiot's idiot

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal col ander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. T...

- Gravity kills

A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes with hooks on each end) to bungee ...

- Some stupid people

A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30, 000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He's pretty proud of this rig and gets ahold of his friend ...

- Launched on the fourth of july

Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and wanted to test fire some fireworks. The only real problem was, their l...

- Don't ask god to prove himself, he just might

A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of the other boats immediately headed for the shore, but...

- The boys of summer

A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but there's a twist here that makes him a candidate. It seems he and a friend were...

- They say those things will kill you

Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless. You see, there was a gentleman from Korea who was killed by his cell ph...

- Got a light?

In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all p...

- Really stupid people

Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual “...

- What is intelligence?

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing u...

- Idiots on the computer

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a “Wall Street Journal” article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people ...

- Mega moron awards

MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera, while the camera was remotely recordi...

- The incredibly dumb

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership” . He received a $26 million severance package. Per...

- Ultra dumb

A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the s...

- Stupid stories

Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills. A man in Johannesberg, S...

- Global stupids

Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur from his chemical weapons and create an atmospheric ...

- Six die trying to save chicken

SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into...

- Man killed repairing truck

Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what po...

- The darwin awards

The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are given each year to bestow upon (the remains ...

- Wanted for attempted murder

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a n...

- Technology problems

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager opera...

- The 2000 darwin awards!

(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story fall, precipitated by his attempt to spit farther than his bud...

- Very stupid musician

August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a misplaced moment of inspiration decided t...

- An inscription problem

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U. S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds ha...

- Mariah carey's quote

Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN “I'm inconsolable at the present ti...

- License to steal

Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pullin...

- In the bag

A “tourist, ” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official thought ...

- Made for tv

Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husb...

- Do you accept credit cards?

A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. For payment, he provided the cour...

- You mean me?

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, “Nobody move!” When his partner moved,...

- Deadheads

A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortua...

- This would be me

The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened the door to the holding cell and called, “Crook, come forward. &r...

- Learn your lesson

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. ” Madam, I ...

- Ahh, that's better!

A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in recommending a sentence of 5, 005 years for a man who was convicted of...

- Oops! i blew that one!

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few t...

- Welfare applications

For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken fr...

- An insurance company

Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could...

 


 
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