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Best funny Jokes Dirty

Here are the best funny Dirty jokes (28 jokes found):

- Parrrot boy & daddy

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing. He had...

- The old mans bird

Theres an old man laying on the beach naked and a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at the man and asked mister what is that. The man sa...

- Dirty minds

Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common? A)They are both meat substitutes!!!! ...

- Blonde & kfc (kentucy fried chicken)

What do a Blonde and KFC have in common? After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into. ...

- Reload.

A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He do...

- Little carrie likes to screw

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father ...

- Abstinence

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two...

- College rules

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for al...

- Foot tall

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano....

- Sunday school

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, &...

- That is the only difference

What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on. ...

- Hired help

A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who is this?”“This is the maid, ” answers the woman. “W...

- Pre-nuptial agreements

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York. The am...

- Three nuns

Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? ...

- 101 things not to say during sex

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) ...

- May september marriage

A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl. ” Really?” said the doctor. &ldquo...

- Starch in your shorts

Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. “You'll never get that worm back ...

- Old beach babe

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The other replies, &l...

- The hundred nuns

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the...

- Speed limit

What's the speed limit of sex? 68.cause at 69 you gotta turn around...

- Speaking of sex

A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter...

- Wooo mama!

One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, “Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down. ” So they're taki...

- Girl's school

The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. “I don't understand why you girls can't understand the...

- The 3 holes

A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixed. He finds a very small hotel...

- Cucumber&pickle

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, “I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get...

- Whats a australian kiss. .

What's an Australian kiss? The same thing as a French kiss, only down under! ...

- Nun on the bus

A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approa...

- Old man's sperm cup

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to ta...

 


 
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