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Here are the best funny Clean jokes (27 jokes found):

- Motherinlaw's funeral

A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said: Why are you crying, you never ...

- Mohammed and douglas adams

Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common? A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head. ...

- What's on your back?

A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you ...

- Jump out of the plane!

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, “We'...

- Irish ... light bulb joke

How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb? 30. 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning. ...

- A nerd, a nude, and a bike

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, ...

- Death becomes nerd

A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying &...

- 10 signs your amish teen's in trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am. 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. 8. Shows up at barn raisings in f...

- You know you're out of college when...

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your potted plants stay alive. 3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd. 4. You keep more foo...

- Accountants and engineers on a train

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the ...

- You know you drink too much coffee when...

1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you. 2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car without cables. 4. You do ...

- How to be annoying (a guide)

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way. ” Drum on every available su...

- Top ten subtle differences between college and hell

10. It doesn't snow in Hell. 9. Everyone has heard of Hell. 8. It's more fun getting into Hell. 7. You can't fail out of Hell. 6. At least y...

- 45 cool things to do in a college dorm shower stall

1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, “I didn't know I had one of THOSE!” 2. Enter th...

- 50 fun things to do in an elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Gri...

- ..... olympics

Why isn't Mexico in the olympics? .. Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border.. ...

- Whats the diffrence

whats the differance between a camera and a sock??? A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes... ...

- A son's love

An old man lived alone in Irel and. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in pri...

- Chinese and spielberg

A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and...

- You're so dumb...

You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate. ...

- Bigfoot

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot? He couldn't face defeet!! ...

- Had too much christmas cheer?

1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the por...

- Final examination

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to ...

- Did you ever wonder?

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't gro...

- God vs satan

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long a...

- Math

Why is math always sad? Because it has too many problems. ...

- The cow and the chicken

So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak! Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL And... LOL... the chicken goes ... LOL... Moo! ...

 


 
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