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Here are the best funny Celebrities jokes (66 jokes found):

- Solve the riddle

Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The POPE has one but doesn't use it, Clinton uses his all the ...

- Michael jackson and the doctor...

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, “How long before wecan ...

- What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the ot...

- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, “I'm doing surgery on you...

- What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...

Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night?? A: Hansons. ...

- Good news and bad news

The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom. ” Kid's...... there's g...

- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: “What does the cow say?” Child: “Moooo!” Mother:...

- Stick your tongue out...

Stick your tongue out. Move it up and down. Relax. Now move it left and right. Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video. ...

- Do the math

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?”...

- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, si...

- What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?

Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair? A: The front row of a Hanson concert...

- What's stiff and excites women?

Q: What's stiff and excites women? A: Elvis Presley. ...

- Why can't the government put magic johnson on a stamp?

Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it. ...

- What did michael jackson say when his cock...

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse? A: There is a great musician in you. ...

- What's o. j. simpson's internet address?

Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape. ...

- Arnold swartzeneger and sylvester stallone are making...

Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says “I want to be Mozart. ”...

- Did you hear that princess di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?

Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood.... ...

- What's the difference betwee elton john and princess diana?

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana? One's composing, the other is decomposing. ...

- Mike tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what...

Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may “commiserate” . After a wild night of ge...

- David copperfield is doing his magic show and...

David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. “I will” , replies a guy in the audience, &ldq...

- Lady di is welcomed at the pearly gates by st. peter...

Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh dear, what happened to you?” Di answers: “I died in a car cras...

- Did you know that mike tyson has an upcoming bout with...

Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds. ...

- A definition of god

A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's ...

- Homer: boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps. Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you. Homer: Why you little ! ...

- What did o. j. say to goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?

Q: What did O. J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife? A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in? ...

- Have you heard about michael jackson's new book?

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, “The In's and Out's of Child Rearing...

- I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...

I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose. ...

- What's the difference between madonna and the panama canal?

What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal? Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch... ...

- Did you hear that ellen degeneres has a new line of...

Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out” ? They're called “dykeees” . They have a longer than...

- What did marv albert do after nbc gave him the pink slip?

What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip? He put it on. ...

- Iraqi tv guide

Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00 Wheel of Fortune...

- What does kurt cobain and michaelangelo have in common?

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling. ...

- What's the new documentary about madonna going to be called?

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible. ...

- What would elvis be doing if he were alive today?

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today? Scratching like hell to get out of that box. ...

- What's the first problem the mj's child will have in life?

What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? Figuring out which parent is his mother. ...

- Why did michael jackson place a phone call to boyz-2-men?

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? He thought it was a delivery service. ...

- What can calista flockhart do with dental floss?

What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself. ...

- Have you seen stevie wonder's new car?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he. ...

- Heard about salman rushdie's sequels to “satanic verses” ?

Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to “Satanic Verses” ? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, ...

- Who's got long blonde hair and big tits...

Who's got long blonde hair and big tits, and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie. ...

- Public statement by the rev. jesse jackson

More Jesse news... Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation, I acce...

- Important news to all guys that go out to clubs or bars

IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from girl. Good girls out there, pl...

- What's the similarity between michael jackson and mcdonalds?

Here's a gross one: What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds? They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns. ...

- What's the difference between courtney love and wayne gretzky?

What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky? Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods. ...

- Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned...

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby. ” This,” she said, “I suppose, is one of thosehideous ...

- What is homer simpson's favorite ice cream?

Here's a lame one.... What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? Chocolate-chip cookie DOH! ...

- What do you get if you cross an insect with the easter rabbit?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? Bugs Bunny. ...

- How does michael jackson pick his nose?

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue. ...

- How does michael jackson know its time for bed?

How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed? When the big hand is on the little hand. ...

- What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?

What do you call 5 dogs with no balls? The Spice Girls! ...

- What was the last thing di said to dodi?

What was the last thing Di said to Dodi? Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast? ...

- What do ethiopians and yoko ono have in common?

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They both live off dead Beatles. ...

- What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?

What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick? Hugh Grant. ...

- What do viagra and disneyland have in common?

What do Viagra And Disneyland have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!! ...

- What do you call batman and robbin run over?

What do you call Batman and Robbin run over? Flatman and Ribbon. ...

- If britney spears and fat bastard mated...

If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be: Anna Nicole Smith. ...

- What trivial fact about mel blanc...

What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic? He was allergic to carrots. ...

- Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant...

Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. ” Superman don't need no seat be...

- What is the difference between michael jackson and greyhound racing?

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out...

- What's black and white and comes in little cans?

What's black and white and comes in little cans? Michael Jackson...
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