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Best funny Jokes At work

Here are the best funny At work jokes (100 jokes found):

- Proffessional acquantance

A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission. A blonde ...

- Returning from her vacation...

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks l...

- Not so fast!

Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and...

- Why i fired my secretary

Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought, ” I'm another year older, ” but dec...

- The hotel astor had hired a new bus driver...

The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, “Free...

- Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning...

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't d...

- God meets bureaucracy

God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environme...

- Jim will not be in today. he is not feeling himself. thank you.

” Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you. ” THIS MEANS: 1. He doesn't feel the way he usually does. 2. He is...

- The boss called one of his employees into the office...

The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you've been with the company for a year. You started off in ...

- A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day...

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom a...

- Smart decision

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their t...

- A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste...

A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job. He decided to seek co...

- I am looking for a job as a consultant...

Job Applicant: “I'm looking for a job as a consultant. ” Employer: “I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants. ” Applican...

- Understanding your paycheck

understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222.02 INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 ...

- A man was being interviewed for a job...

A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. ” Yes, I was a marine, ” responded the ...

- Rejection letter reject

Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well here's a suggestion: - - - - - - - - - - - - - Cut H...

- Retire aged personell early

Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a result of the HAYZE mismanagement study, w...

- How shit happens

How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The Plan And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was completely without...

- Tactfullness

The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to burie...

- Reaching the end of a job interview...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were youlookin...

- Why you should learn to use algebra ...

Why you should learn to use algebra ... After applying some simple algebra to some trite phrases and cliches a new understanding can bereached of the ...

- Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work...

Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude ...

- A customer sent an order to a distributor...

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill ha...

- Two italian construction workers...

Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the one says to the other “heyhow come we do all a da work a...

- Some things never change

I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what s...

- Wrong floor

Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in one of the firm's new secretaries. “I just don't get it.” said one. ” She'...

- A middle manager is called into his bosses office...

A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning. He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by thenext Monda...

- Things that sound dirty at the office but are not

Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't I need you to whip it out by 5:00. Mind if I use your laptop? Put this in my box before you l...

- Saving the situation

After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, “What the hell happened?&rd...

- Mr. jones had hired a new secretary...

Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. While taking dictation one morning, she noticed that his fly was open. ...

- Bank teller

Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, “I want to open a fucking checking account” . &rdquo...

- The crusty old managing partner finally passed away...

The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. “I'm sorry, he's dead, ...

- A very modest lady applied for a job...

A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made “Tickle me Elmo dolls” . It was Friday and almost quitting time an...

- Calling in sick....

Calling in Sick.... A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense ...

- As the end of the day drew near...

As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his office. “Do you know what time we quit around ...

- Equally qualified

Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having...

- The yuppette had risen to executive level...

The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at all. Hearing rumors about her, the husband confronted his wife and accused her ...

- A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him...

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I've got a really ...

- Three envelopes

A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him ...

- Judge: is there any reason you could not serve...

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do wi...

- Time to quit

As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office. “Do youknow what time we qu...

- Does anyone know what would happen if the earth...

Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ?? We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would b...

- When the staff goes out after work, they talk about...

When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball. When Middle management gets together, they talk about tennis or baseball. ...

- Steve, bob and jeff are working on a very high scaffolding...

Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed instantaneously. After the ambulance leaves with S...

- Several weeks after a young man had been hired...

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. “What is the meaning of this?” the dir...

- Advisor on sexual matters

The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I've been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matters' at my company.” “That sound...

- Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one...

Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He se...

- A man was interviewing for a sales representative...

A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for the position except that he had a disconcerting mannerism. H...

- Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad...

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small b...

- Notification to all staff regarding language

NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE It has been brought to our attention that some individuals have beenusing foul language during the execut...

- Brain or muscles?

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of o...

- Latex factory

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottleni...

- A bus station is where a bus stops...

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... ...

- The organization is like a tree full of monkeys...

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on to...

- Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls...

Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had removed their clothes and were lying on the floor naked. She lost no time in tak...

- Duties will be the same

As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer's stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah. The woman re...

- What does it mean when the flag at the...

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring. ...

- A responsible applicant

Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible. ” Applicant: “I'm the one you want. On my last job, every ti...

- A small analogy

Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants. It's done on a very high level. There's a lot of stomping and screaming involved. And it t...

- The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss...

The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss. The brain said, “I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks.&...
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