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Joke : The mohel

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This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery.

She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn't read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window.

She goes in and hands the man her clock.

The man says, “Madam, I don't repair clocks. I am a Mohel. I do circumcisions. ” She says, “Why all the clocks in the window?” And he says, “And what should I have in my window?”

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