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Joke : Benefits of having alzheimer's disease

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5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

Doctor jokes :

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- I have good news and bad news

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some goo...

- Is she feeling any better?

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet. ...

- What should i do then?

Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell! ...

- Benefits of having alzheimer's disease

5. You never have to watch reruns on television. 4. You are always meeting new people. 3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints o...

- The prison hospital

Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out o...

- How much will this cost me?

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: $100.00. Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work? Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slow...

- Doctor! i swallowed a pillow!

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth. ...

- Letters from charities

I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money. The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer's group. Funny though, they f...

- Would you please do me a favor?

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painfu...

- I can't find the cause of your pain

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking....

- An invisible man is here to see you

Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next. ...

- Bad temper problem

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I...

- Will i live any longer?

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer. ...

- People are ignoring me

A patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next! ...

- I want to lose some weight

A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut yo...

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